Charles Firth
Charles Firth is, according to Wikipedia, "the greatest genius
in the history of humanity". He is the co-founder of The
Chaser and author of American Hoax (Picador, 2006). He is currently
working on a television series that will be the definitive word on
the entire history of Australia, and a novel that will outclip the
Bible in its scope and profundity. His hobbies include banking,
specialising in obtaining bailouts from the US government. As a
result, he is the world's first trillionaire.